It’s been a long time…wait till next year again

Did you catch that I double titles this blogg. Cause yes it has been a long time, and I am not sayinh you will have to wait till next year to hear from me, but you never know. Anyways. sorry for the lenghty unblogggin sabatical, but I’m back for a ouple days or so anyways…. now on to next year.
Gamecock football, there is nothing like it. It has:
* the greatest entrance in collefge football (ESPN)
*two time capital one Mascot of the year
*The Head Ball coach (aka old ball coach)
*an awesome Band (though they have been better)
*the greatest fans
*a pretty good facility
*lots of TV coverage
*oh and the most average Team in the country
That’s what Gamecock football has (not that D2 school in Miss or alabama), but the fighting gamecocks of South Carolina. the school that will forever be underdogs, or underchickens. The SEC’s most even record. We (I am an alumni so i can say WE) will always find a way to go 4-4 or 3-3 in the SEC. Eternally snatching defeat from the jaws of victory. Not to mention taking the elevator up to the top of the national polls only to be shoved out the window by the bottom of the barrel teams in the entire country. That is only if we haven’t just plain decided that we like to ride the fire poll and send our fans into a frenzy or chicken curse this and chicken curse that. We play like the team we are playing. Take or example LSU, we held them to the fewest points of anyone up to that point in the season. they even had to result to trickeration to beat us (stupid rule by the way if your frickin knee is down, you’re down). The there was Miss State where did those Gamecocks come from, on the way to our first ever SEC title…. Then we uped our game against a really freaky good (it’s definately a fluke) Kentucky team (who have btw remembered that they are a basketball school at least since they got spanked by FLA). then we played UNC. The tarheels, yet another basketball school, and they molested us inthe second half of that game…. our team didn’t even come out of the locker room until the tennesee game two weeks later. Cause Vanderbilt only scored 17 points 17 points, the band scores 17 points, the cheerleaders can score 17 points, the old lady with no teeth that has had season tickets since 1896 can score 17 points, and they kicked us in our (Shortened mascot name here). Then we played TN. coulda shoulda woulda….. wait till next year…. cause Arkan kicked our sas. Florida will most likely chomp our fans right out of williams brice…. and yeah orange overated way overated chumps will have finger licking chicken the saturday after thanksgiving. So we’re 6-6, pretty good record for the nations most average college football team. Head ball coach, just in case you haven’t learned it yet our football motto is wait till next year. so here I go again, waiting till next year.
My gamecocks will be SEC champs…. someday.

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